The SBF-ification of Silicon Valley: When Capital Becomes the Product
- Aki Kakko
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Sam Bankman-Fried is currently sitting in a federal prison, serving time for one of the greatest financial frauds in history. But while SBF’s specific crime was fraud, his underlying philosophy—"The Magic Box" theory of value—did not die with FTX. In fact, it has become the dominant operating system of modern Silicon Valley Venture Capital.
The philosophy is simple, seductive, and fatal: If you pour enough money into a box, the box becomes valuable. The utility of what is inside the box matters less than the amount of capital surrounding it. In crypto, this looked like printing FTT tokens, using them to buy real assets, and then using those assets to prop up the price of FTT. In VC, this looks like raising a mega-fund, pouring $200M into a generic software wrapper or a "foundation model" startup, and declaring it a "decacorn" based solely on the input, not the output.

The "Magic Box" Mechanism
In a rational economy (and in Meritocratic.Capital), a company is a machine:
This logic suggests that a company burning $50M a year is "worth" $1B simply because someone paid $100M to own 10% of it. The VC looks at the Founder and says: "We don't need unit economics yet. We need you to be 'too big to fail.' Here is another $500M. Now you are worth $5B." This is Financial Alchemy. It attempts to transmute lead (cash burn) into gold (enterprise value) by simply adding more weight to the scale.
The "Tokenization" of Private Equity
The most dangerous import from the crypto-mania to the boardroom is the detachment of Price from Physics. In 2021, crypto traders bought tokens not because they had utility, but because "number go up." In 2024/2025, VCs are buying into rounds not because the company has a path to free cash flow, but because they believe the "Markup Machine" will allow them to pass the bag to a larger fund (or the public markets) before the physics catch up. The startup equity has effectively become a "Governance Token" for a treasury of VC cash. The product—whether it’s a SaaS tool, a delivery app, or an LLM wrapper—is merely the narrative wrapper required to sell the token.
The Founder as the Bag Holder
For the Founder, this "Capital = Value" mindset is a death sentence disguised as a blessing. When a VC treats your company like an SBF-style Magic Box, they are not giving you resources; they are giving you toxicity.
The Valuation Trap: By accepting a valuation based on capital input rather than revenue output, you destroy your optionality. You can no longer exit for $200M. You must aim for $10B or zero.
The Burn Addiction: To justify the valuation, you are forced to spend. You hire middle managers you don't need. You acquire customers at negative margins. You become addicted to the capital injection just to keep the lights on.
The Liquidity Crunch: Eventually, the music stops. The "Greater Fool" (the next fund) decides not to invest. The box stops receiving inputs. Because the box was never built to generate yield—only to consume capital—it collapses under its own weight.
In the end, the VCs (who took their fees along the way) write it off as a "portfolio loss." The Founder, who spent a decade building the box, loses everything.
The Return to Industrial Physics
Meritocratic.Capital rejects the "Magic Box." We believe in The Industrial Slope. Real value—the kind that survives market cycles and builds generational infrastructure—obeys the laws of physics.
Capital is a Liability: Money is something you owe (to LPs or shareholders). It is a burden until it is transformed into an asset.
Yield is King: The only true measure of value is the ability to generate cash flow.
Constraints Breed Innovation: Pouring infinite money into a problem usually creates inefficiency, not breakthrough. (See: The difference between SpaceX’s lean early years and Blue Origin’s unlimited budget).
We are entering a new era. The era of "Zero Interest Rate Policy" (ZIRP) funded the SBF-ification of VC. The era of High Cost of Capital demands a return to engineering.
We don't want to invest in boxes that eat money. We want to invest in machines that print yield. The "Magic Box" is empty. It's time to build the machine.
